Comment of the Day: Another Sign You're Not From Houston

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

One last comment from our 25 Signs That You Aren't From Houston post.

Clay Wisner wrote:

You're an hour late everywhere because someone told you get on "Beltway 8" and you didn't know that they meant "The Sam Houston Tollway" ... or you were told to get on one of our nicknamed freeways ("Katy", "South", "Gulf", "North", "Baytown", etc.) and have no idea which actual freeway they are


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