Comment of the Day: Bikini Haiku
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
Our haiku tribute to a collection of cheesy `90s bikini shots inspired, as we hoped, some haiku reaction. We especially like the first one.
Hot chicks with fake boobs Douchebags will be drawn like moths Oh, look! Connelly!*
Beach for me? No way. Creepy photogs getting off Do not turn me on
These girls aren't local? Surfside hiney floss is *paid*? Unpack the car, Fred.
*Just kidding, Mr. Connelly. I loved your haikus. I have spent way too many hours of my life having fun with them, and always appreciate the effort put into a good one.
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