Comment of the Day: Brown Letter Edition
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
Dr. Michael Brown is at it again with round two of letters written to his daughter, Sophie, in which he tells her that she and her yet-to-be-born sister might, unfortunately, turn out to be "unbelievably cold hearted bitches" thanks to the genetic material provided by their mother.
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Our readers, like us, were flummoxed and responded accordingly.
Hill wrote what many of us were thinking:
It is almost if Michael Brown is writing a "How To Have Your Daughters End Up As Strippers, FOR DUMMIES" book.
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