Comment of the Day: Cruel and Unusual Astros Punishment
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
We offered a detailed critique of the impressive style shown by the dude who jumped on the field at an Astros game and went Spider-Man all over Minute Maid Park.
We noted he'd been captured eventually, leading to speculation about what the punishment would be.
Yes he is going to be punished. He is going to be given Astros season tickets and forced to attend every game.
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