Comment of the Day: Even Andrew Jackson's Parrot Was Bad-Ass
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
We identified five presidents who could kick Chuck Norris's ass, a list that included Abe Lincoln and Andrew Jackson.
One reader had a further nugget about Jackson.
Jackson's parrot had to be removed from his funeral -- for swearing.
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