Comment of the Day: Good Band Name
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
For New Year's Day, we offered a porn-esque greeting to readers, which featured a money-shot opening of a champagne bottle.
One reader related to it.
Champagne Bukkake is the name of my J-Pop Roxy Music tribute band.
I am not proud.
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