Comment of the Day: Hasselhoff Was a Jerk in Lake Jackson
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Yesterday we informed you that legendary entity David Hasselhoff had recently been in Lake Jackon for a few days, taping a reality show where D-list celebs trade places with "real people" who share their name.
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We said Lake Jackson seemed to have survived, but apparently it was a close-run thing.
Amy W wrote:
Hasselhoff was a total jackass to everyone while he was here in Lake Jackson. Met him at the mall, and all he could do was bitch about his assistant being out sick and therefore unable to deal with the townsfolk for him. Dooooooouuuuuuche.
Color us shattered, illusion-wise.
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