Comment of the Day: Hilariously Bad Vaginal Euphemisms
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
We wrote about a sexual harassment suit filed by a deputy against Galveston County constable Pam Matranga, which included allegations of forced motorboating, farts and awful euphemisms for pussy. One earned the applause of a reader.
"Duck Taco" That is just frigging hilarious.
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