Comment of the Day: Jacoby Jones & Kareem Jackson -- The Terrorists Win Every Week
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
We lamented the career of Jacoby Jones, especially one specific boneheaded play that crushed the Texans' AFC title hopes.
One reader said we shouldn't forget the inept defense of Kareem Jackson, and took it further.
I'm working on a proposal for a new action TV show. The premise every week is a terrorist group threatens to destroy a major city with a nuclear weapon. Our heroes who try to stop them will be played by Jacoby Jones and Kareem Jackson.
I don't think the show has a very long shelf life because I figure the bad guys will have blown up about 20 major cities by the end of the first season.
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