Comment of the Day: Mr. Blonde Is Definitely a Butt Man
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
Yesterday we offered what we thought was a definitive list of the 10 sexiest Texas women of our lifetime. Amazingly, some questioned our choices.
Among them was one Mr. Blonde, who objected to Erykah Badu's inclusion on the list, among others. It's clear that Mr. Blonde is a devotee of the butt, and has high standards in that category.
He offered his extensive and close study of the matter:
You ruined this list with Erica Badu and Beyonce. If you watch Badu's infamous video, you will see a fat, out-of-shape ugly woman. Her huge butt and thighs look like they were in a major hailstorm. Beyonce looks nothing like her pictures, they are almost all heavily photoshopped and recolored to make her lighter and especially to conceal her huge butt and unshapely, unfit legs. Some of your other choices are weak, too. You started off with Joan Severance, which made me think you would know what you're talking about, but you are just a foloower of the PR machine that promotes ugliness as beauty for profit. You probably think Kim Kardashian is good looking too.
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