We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
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In the wake of PETA's request that Turkey, Texas change its name, we offered ten other Texas towns more suited for a name change.
One reader didn't agree with one of our choices, until he got down on our level.
F*** PETA I'm from Texas. They seriously need to read the Bible. I was gonna defend Brownwood but I guess If your mind is in the gutter it could be bad