Comment of the Day: Penis Envy
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
John Nova Lomax wrote about a River Oaks teen who went on a little spree of vandalizing in West University. According to the report, he spray painted several penises on one home.
Commenter Jcod55 wrote what some of you may have been thinking:
With all those phallic references methinks young William has some pretty strong latent homosexual tendancies....
We feel like, perhaps a more logical explanation is that this young man simply is obsessed with drawing and painting images of the male phallus, much like Jonah Hill's character in Superbad. Don't believe us? Check the NSFW scene from the movie after the jump.
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