Comment of the Day: Rice's Partying Students

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

The entire Rice campus is on probation for alcohol abuse, which certainly sounds normal.

The university did say, however, that beer and wine were not included in their definition of "alcohol," so there's that.

One reader chimed in.

trisch wrote:

Can't imagine defending [insert college name]'s parade-mobile on just beer and wine! It takes a good trash can punch to get up the nerve, organization and creativity to put a good jack on another college!

But five ambulances on campus at once? Can't these kids tell when it stops being fun and starts to suck?


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