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The entire Rice campus is on probation for alcohol abuse, which certainly sounds normal.
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The university did say, however, that beer and wine were not included in their definition of "alcohol," so there's that.
One reader chimed in.
Can't imagine defending [insert college name]'s parade-mobile on just beer and wine! It takes a good trash can punch to get up the nerve, organization and creativity to put a good jack on another college!
But five ambulances on campus at once? Can't these kids tell when it stops being fun and starts to suck?