Comment of the Day: Rick Perry, Texas A&M QB, Properly Captioned
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
We put up a screengrab from an EA Sports video game promo that (very improbably) features Rick Perry as a Texas A&M quarterback. He was on his knees in front of a coach.
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We asked readers to submit captions, and they sure did.
First, here's the picture:
And here's JK's caption:
Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we want to thank you on this day of Christian prayer for myself. We ask that you rain down migraines on Michelle Bachmann and grant your prophet the forttude to go ahead and call a special Texas emergency session to approve helicoptor hunting of illegals along the Texas border. Send me, in your infinite wisdom, Lord Baby Jesus, to go forth and put the white back into the White House, where I can fulfill my dream of seceding Texas from the Union from on high. Amen.
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