Comment of the Day: Team Cleavage's, Ummm, Honor Defended
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
We noticed the finalists to become a Texans cheerleader seem to fall into two categories, and we called them Team Modesty and Team Cleavage.
We asked readers to declare sides, and a debate erupted.
One reader hotly denied the heinous slur that Team Cleavage was filled with "BUTTERFACES."
Team Cleavage DOES NOT have butterfaces . . . The contours of their face are more defined than those of Modesty because more than likey they WorK OuT . . Either Way they should all be HIRED !!
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