We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
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We told you about a Montgomery County grandmother who had trouble with an ATM and then threatened, via what must have been a comprehensively well-thought-out plan, to bomb every single Wells Fargo branch in America.
She was arrested, and one reader noted her predicament.
Julie Zarate wrote:
"Her bond was set at $23,000." .... too bad she can't make a withdrawal from the ATM.