Comment of the Day: The Price of Breast-Implant Stupidity
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
We wrote about the owner of Tyler's Queen Diva salon, who did backroom breast-enhancement injections by (believe it or not) injecting a gel-like substance directly into women's breasts, then closing up the resulting oozing holes with super glue and cotton balls.
One reader noted not only the amateur plastic surgeon was to blame.
"The complainant said she was in severe pain almost immediately and became short of breath"
And this would be, because stupidity should be painful.