We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
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This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
We wrote about Mahogany Mason-Kelly, who tweeted how the pigs in the Pearland police department would never, ever catch her for her outstanding warrants. Comeuppance came swiftly, and one reader approved.
You know, it probably cost a fairish amount of money for Pearland to send someone over to Beaumont to pick her up and bring her to Pearland, but I'd have authorized the overtime just to see the look on her face......