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There is regular scary and then there's sodomizing a mentally challenged person scary. Mario Dean Aguilar fits that bill and one commenter -- ribalding -- was quick to seize on how he looked and the Biblical ramifications thereto:
I'll have to look up the case law, but I'm pretty sure anyone with a Captain Lou Albano goatee is legally required to be a crackhead who rapes disabled people.
It's in the Bible, too. Nehemiah, I think.
We think you're thinking of Habakkuk, ribalding, but we're with you.