We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
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With Houston fresh off a Lifetime movie called Blue-Eyed Butcher about the Susan Wright murder case, we cast other local stories, like Felicia Moon and Victoria Osteen's run-in with a flight attendant.
One reader took exception with our choice of a Die Hard Alan Rickman for hand doctor Michael Brown.
The guy for Dr. Brown is too good looking to play him. Anyone who has seen the good doctor in one of his "finer moments" would agree that Jack Nicholson's look in "The Shining" is by far a better match....fat, sweaty, and balding! Dr Brown needs no encouragement in his arrogance...PLEEEZZZ!