We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
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We wrote about how Allrecords, a mainstay at the River Oaks Shopping Center for 30 years, had moved out, leaving only Texas Gallery, the River Oaks Theatre and make-out bar Marfreless as survivors from 1980.
That led one reader to speculate on what would happen if Marfreless ever died.
Evan wrote (later adding he got the line from "Dan":
When they tear down the shopping center, all the dust and semen and doomed relationships from Marfreless will coagulate into a Demon. It will become a regular at Anvil.