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Comment of the Day: When Sex Toys Are Lost Forever

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

In the interests of public service to a distressed citizen, we published a "wanted" poster someone had put up in Montrose asking for the return of some stolen sex toys.

One reader had some sad advice for the signmaker.

KING wrote:

And people say Montrose is dead. Also, the scene of the crime appears to be right by Numbers. You're not getting those items back, friend.

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