Comment of the Day: When Sex Toys Are Lost Forever
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
In the interests of public service to a distressed citizen, we published a "wanted" poster someone had put up in Montrose asking for the return of some stolen sex toys.
One reader had some sad advice for the signmaker.
And people say Montrose is dead. Also, the scene of the crime appears to be right by Numbers. You're not getting those items back, friend.
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