Comment of the Day: Why God Hates Tim Tebow
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We pondered why Tim Tebow is getting such attention when his career as an NFL starter is likely to be very brief.
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One reader informed us all about how and why God actually hates Tebow.
Charles Hubbard wrote:
God does not like Tim Tebow's shoes. God is a bigger competitor than Tim Tebow... and He is insulted when Christians wear a shoe in honor of the pagan goddess Nike for victory that false demonic goddess inspired. If you think God is pleased with His children honoring his evil competition... think again!!! Consider this a message from God.
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