Cry The Beloved Pumpkin: Carnage At Whole Foods
Flames! Actual flames!
The fire at Whole Foods on Kirby, which ruined an afternoons worth of pricey grocery shopping for the kind of River Oaks people who go pricey grocery shopping in the afternoon, is a thing of the past.
But the images linger on.
Which of these promising young pumpkins might have gone on to cure cancer? Or be a smiling Jack O'Lantern? Alas, we shall never know.
But you can check out our slideshow here.