Dallas Cowboys' Latest Distraction Gimmick: Lap Dances
What is it with Dallas football fans that makes a monstrosity of a football stadium want them to have public sex?
First it was the boffing on the bathroom stalls. Now it's the front-row lap dance.
This woman, obviously bored with whatever ass-kicking the Cowboys were receiving at the time, decides to dry-hump a guy. We guess Wade Phillips, a ten-buck Miller Lite and perhaps, just perhaps, some other performance-enhancing substances will make you do such things.
Highlights include some very sloppy kissing, some very determined rubbing of the crotches, the guy filming it deciding to photo-bomb, and a few beer bottles thrown by fans who, we guess, wanted more.
The video, after the jump...
This is a small version of it; if you want fullscreen goodness,head to Deadspin
As always, keep it classy, Dallas.
Get the This Week's Top Stories Newsletter
Every week we collect the latest news, music and arts stories — along with film and food reviews and the best things to do this week — so that you’ll never miss Houston Press' biggest stories.
- Game Control: Just How Overwhelmed Have The 2015 Houston Texans Been?
- Report: Antiabortion Law Leads to Longer Wait Times at Clinics
- Harden 2.0: How James Harden Became Houston’s Biggest Crossover Sports Celebrity