"Dick Stands Up To Parker": Mayoral-Race Press-Release Headlines We Don't Need To See
Eric Dick, the mayoral candidate with the annoying signs everywhere, has done it again: Given us a press-release headline that revels in his last name which, if you didn't realize it, is a common nickname for a penis.
"Dick Stands Up To Parker" now joins suck heads as "Parker Afraid of Dick" and has, we guess, once again succeeded in getting him the attention he craves.
Today's press release, of course, involved Dick's ubiquitous campaign signs, the placing of which seem to be the key plank on which he's running.
We can only look forward to future press releases, which no doubt will include subtle use of the word "come."
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