Doesn't Rick Perry Know Cursive?
We've seen more Rick Perry autographs lately than we have in a long time, because basically we had never seen one before.
So we were unaware that his autograph resembles a third grader's.
Didn't they teach cursive in Paint Creek?
We're not saying this is any reflection on the intelligence of our august governor, it's just a bit odd to see an adult signing his name with block letters. We'd have some handwriting analyst speak to this, except that they're all frauds.
Here he is in today's New York Times, proof that he actually thinks of this as an actual autograph:
Is this shameful signature enough to keep him out of the White House? Let's hope so.
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