UH and Rice Get What They Want from the Chronicle
By Richard Connelly
If you're going to kill off the last station in town that epitomizes "college radio" (for better or worse), you have to work hard not to come off looking like a villain.
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The University of Houston and Rice sure did, using a media embargo in cooperation with the Houston Chronicle that was supposed to ensure the first news of UH buying and shutting down Rice's legendary KTRU-FM would be delivered in a glowing, positive, puffy style.
How do you headline a piece about the killing of a locally famous, highly idiosyncratic radio station that has been in equal parts exciting and exasperating audiences for three decades? A transaction that would turn a station that plays things like ultra-obscure nu-metal, World Music from countries you've never heard of, and just about defines "eclectic" into one that will play the same tired NPR-ish classical-music repertoire all day?
This way: "UH Signals Boost to Public Radio".
Yay public radio!!
Chronicle reporter Jeannie Kever, who covers higher education for the paper, apparently heard rumors of UH's plan to buy KTRU. Negotiations were not finished, so administrators at both schools cooked up a deal: They would give her all the info she needed, including an official statement from UH president Renu Khator, if she would hold the story until Tuesday, August 17, when the UH Board of Regents would approve it.
Such agreements, called embargoes, are more typically used when a study or some other type of detailed information is about to be released: The entity gives the info to reporters to digest, with the promise that nothing will be published before a certain specified time and date. (In the Internet age, these agreements are getting a bit outdated.)
Unfortunately for the Chron and the schools, our Chris Gray heard rumors of the pending sale the afternoon before the meeting, and we posted an item detailing what we heard. A UH spokesman would only confirm the purchase of some radio station was on the next day's board agenda, but he would not name the station. A Rice spokesman said merely he would have to run Gray's question by some people.
A couple of hours after our item went up, the Chron posted Kever's love letter to the deal. It's no longer available online, even in cached version, but the headline pretty much gives an accurate feel for it — UH was buying KTRU in order to make its KUHF station into news and talk 24/7; KTRU would become KUHC and take over all the classical-music programming, and everyone was happy. UH would be one of the few universities with two radio stations — big time!! — and the official statement from Khator blathered on about keeping UH at the forefront of something or other.
There was a quick sentence noting KTRU's programming would still be available online. We seem to remember, buried deep, deep in the original article, some criticism of the deal, but even our print version from that day has been updated from that first post.
In other words, the article could not have been better, from the point of view of UH and Rice. From the point of view of music lovers in Houston, though — even music lovers who thought KTRU was ridiculously precious or full of itself — the article was a little lacking.
Then again, embargoed stories are rarely critical of the entity you've made the embargo agreement with.
The Five Most Overrated Neighborhoods in Houston
By Richard Connelly
Recently we told you about Houston's most underrated neighborhoods. Now it's time to determine the area's most overrated places to live.
Where to begin? Let us travel north, for starters.
5. The Woodlands
Recently the author of something called The Nordstrom Guide to Everyday Dressing called The Woodlands "hip," for reasons that are as clear to us as why anyone would buy a book called The Nordstrom Guide to Everyday Dressing. The Woodlands is a place where you never, ever escape the movie-set feeling of unreality: it's like a meticulously planned version of what a bucolic suburb should be, but it's like living in The Sims rather than reality. When the focus point of your neighborhood's existence is a mall with overpriced touches like gondola rides, you're not "hip." Except maybe to a Nordstrom publicist.
The northern suburb that isn't The Woodlands. Yeah, it's got a lot of trees and trails. But you can only see so many McMansions before your brain gets scrambled. And that commute up and down 59 — is that really worth some trees?
A nice, 1950s suburb, filled with comfortable houses on big lots, has become a collection of ostentatious, overbuilt modern monstrosities with teeny little bits of lawn. An over-aggressive police force, people inordinately proud to be zoned to Bellaire High, and a general feeling of disappointment that they're not in West U lead to an overall blah-ness.
Oh, not the Montrose of old — the one filled with bungalows, odd shops, and weird little apartments and duplexes. But modern Montrose? Filled with shoddy-looking cookie-cutter townhomes, strip shopping centers, and a constant stream of death notices for former neighborhood landmarks? That Montrose is overrated. Still better than a lot of neighborhoods, but not what it used to be, and not what old-timers think of when they hear "Montrose." Sic transit gloria, and all that.
1. River Oaks
Yeah, it's for the upper crust, to which none of us mere mortals can aspire. But why would we want to? Monuments to bad taste, very few of which seem to think much of concepts like subtlety or minimalism, are arrayed in roads crowded with overstuffed luxury SUVs. The sense of self-satisfied entitlement is as pungent as refinery burnoff in La Porte, the prices are inflated to the "if you have to ask" level, the whole thing. ... we'll pass. Not that we'd ever qualify for such anointed ground.
DOING IT DAILY
There is a ton of new stuff each day on the Houston Press blogs; you're only getting a taste of it here in the print edition. Head to http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs (or "/rocks" or "/eating") and under "Tools" on the top-right side of the page, use the "categories" drop-down menu to find these stories:
Federal authorities decided that maybe former Houston Astro pitcher Roger Clemens lied under oath about his use of steroids and indicted him for perjury. Over at Rice, Sam McGuffie got ready to play some ball after sitting out a year after his transfer to Owl Land and we asked why don't coaches have to sit out a year when they bolt from one college to another? Sean Pendergast headed to the Texans training camp in New Orleans, reporting back that fights are fewer when it's this hot.
Even though the Fifth Circuit Federal Appeals court agreed that prisoners held in the Beaumont unit went through terrible things when they weren't evacuated and Hurricane Rita hit, the court turned down their appeal saying it lacked jurisdiction. The former principal of a Waco area high school pleaded guilty to an inappropriate relationship with one of his students; he was sending her text messages bragging about his penis. The student is now suing the district.
It wasn't all just news about the University of Houston buying Rice University's radio station. Houston school district trustees decided not to appoint a replacement for Diana Davila, but to let voters decide for themselves in an election. Ellen Hopkins, a writer of young adult books, got disinvited to a Humble book festival and other writers decided to drop out in protest. She'd already spoken at two high schools there.
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