So we were perusing the page of this girl Bethanie Russell, a Bacliff ne'er-do-well recently busted down on the Island rolling around in a car that didn't belong to her.
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On her public wall, we found this absolute gem of a disastrous use of song lyrics as a status update.
After the jump, see what conclusions Bethanie's mom and aunt leap to when they think she's livin' it up Compton-style...