Giant Boners, Random Women, a Proto-V for Vendetta" Today in Houston-Related eBay Shopping

It's always worth an occasional search for "Houston" on the eBay collectibles page. You never know what you'll come up with.

Like these 10 items:

10. The world's most unsubtle huge erection Current Price: $9.99 Why You Need It: Matt Houston is all man, bitches. Lean back and see just how blatant the "Look at my bulging, throbbing dick" vibe is with this one.

Giant Boners, Random Women, a Proto-V for Vendetta" Today in Houston-Related eBay Shopping

9. "Two Pretty Women" Current Price: $9.90 Why You Need It: While not disputing at all the description, we do wonder if a 3X3 inch faded photo of the world's most voluminous green dresses is actually necessary for anyone not related to these people.

Giant Boners, Random Women, a Proto-V for Vendetta" Today in Houston-Related eBay Shopping

8. The sound of freedom Current Price: $2.97 Why You Need It: Even though Midtown is a pasture here as compared to today, our nation's hottest jets were ready to intercept any threat. And to rattle the windows af Allen Parkway Village.

Giant Boners, Random Women, a Proto-V for Vendetta" Today in Houston-Related eBay Shopping

7. Before it become ironically hip Current Price: Part of a set that goes for $4. Why You Need It: Just to annoy some hip club entrepreneur who wishes to Christ that thing was still standing, so he could open an oh-so-edgy club with it.  

Giant Boners, Random Women, a Proto-V for Vendetta" Today in Houston-Related eBay Shopping

6. Thirty-six year old beer Current Price: $1.39 Why You Need It: Pearl Beer: Please don't check the born-on date.

Giant Boners, Random Women, a Proto-V for Vendetta" Today in Houston-Related eBay Shopping

5. V is for Ventriloquist Current Price: $9.99 Why You Need It: Years before the comic book, he was out there, waiting.

Giant Boners, Random Women, a Proto-V for Vendetta" Today in Houston-Related eBay Shopping
Giant Boners, Random Women, a Proto-V for Vendetta" Today in Houston-Related eBay Shopping

4. 1967 Houston Rodeo belt buckle Current Price: $14 Why You Need It: For the sake of all that is holy when it comes to cowboy belt buckles, we pray that is the world's largest quarter.  

Giant Boners, Random Women, a Proto-V for Vendetta" Today in Houston-Related eBay Shopping

3. What might have been in River Oaks CurrentPprice: $15 Why You Need It: As far as we can tell, this is where the dignified River oaks Country Club is now. Just think, it could have looked like a Pasadena strip mall.

Giant Boners, Random Women, a Proto-V for Vendetta" Today in Houston-Related eBay Shopping

2. The immortal Howard Polett Current Price: $9.99 Why You Need It: They just don't pitch like this anymore.

Giant Boners, Random Women, a Proto-V for Vendetta" Today in Houston-Related eBay Shopping

1. If only we played in some sort of unique stadium Current Price: $4.99 Why You Need It: Seven years old, and already the Astrodome is so passe they can't be bothered to have the team shown playing there.


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