So by now everybody knows about the state capital city's "Keep Austin Weird" T-shirt, bumper sticker and Internet campaign, wherein our neighbors maintain that Austin is still as strange as they seem to think it is.
What you might not know is that all the other cities in Texas have similar drives. Dallas and its hyperabundance of 30k millionaires is home to the "Keep Dallas Pretentious" crusade, while laid-back, resolutely unstylish San Antonio marches under the "Keep San Antonio Lame" banner.
So far, our fair city has trailed the pack. Yeah, we have the "Houston. It's Worth It" deal, but times like these demand we keep up with the pace. So what should we "keep" Houston?
Here's a couple of ideas:
You get the picture. Beat one of those and I'll send you a free CD of H-Town music from my personal collection. — John Nova Lomax