Heather Luv Boggs: Inside Job...At Wendy's
If your name is Heather Luv Boggs, well, more power to you. You're named after a cult `80s movie, a lame `60s movie and a sex-obsessed major league baseball player.
So you've got your work cut out for you.
But at some point, police say, you masterminded an inside job, using the position your 38 years had taken you to in order to reap untold, but ill-gotten, riches.
That position was, not to put too fine a point on it, the night shift at a Wendy's in The Woodlands, but you work with what you got.
Police say that Boggs conspired with a 21-year-old male co-worker and an as yet uncaptured accomplice to rob a Wendy's this week.
"It was an inside job," said Lt. Bill Bucks, who heads the Montgomery County Sheriff's Office Major Crimes Unit, according to The Woodlands Villager.
Her alleged colleague: 31-year-old Aaron Hashaw.
Police said the two "conspired with a third party to commit the robbery" and "facilitated the robbery by supplying the third suspect with information about the store and procedures."
What's worse, the third person got away in a "nondescript car."
No word on how much the sophisticated operation netted.
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