Homeland Security Needs Underwear for Detained Immigrants in Texas
If you're in the underwear-selling business, you've got a customer in the Department of Homeland Security.
Homeland Security is looking to buy thousands of pairs of men's, from size medium to 6X-large. (Who knew such a size existed?)
A solicitation posted earlier this month by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement explains that the department is looking to buy 3,500 pairs of men's underwear. The order is to be sent to El Paso.
As seen on CBS' website, Breitbart reported ICE has recently had an influx of detained immigrants awaiting deportation.
In the event you've got a couple hundred pairs of medium tighty whiteys around that you think you could sell to Homeland Security, the solicitation says "no partial shipments are permitted unless specifically authorized at the time of award." Darn.
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