Hottttt Teat-Squeezing Action!! For Free!!!
Photo by Abby Downing-Beaver
As long as your definition of "celebrity" is fairly broad, we have a slideshow of the celebrity goat-milking contest held yesterday at the rodeo.
Hot teat-squeezing action!! Better yet -- hot amateur teat-squeezing action!!
Check it out here. Check back later today, and we'll have (hottt, amateur) video, too.
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