Stephen Colbert took on Houston -- nay, the entire state of Texas -- last night because counties and cities are banning Fourth of July fireworks displays due to the drought.
We are, he said, ruining great American businesses like the "shabby, cash-only roadside shacks that sell Chinese fireworks to drunk people.
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KTRK's Gina Gaston has a cameo role.