Houstonians Apparently Love Their Booty Calls

Are you looking online to get laid, but don't want to break the law (or your bank) by shelling out money for a prostitute? If so, you might want to check out www.onlinebootycall.com, where Houston ranks as having the second-highest number of the site's three million members, according to a hot-off-the-press press release.

Founded by Moses Brown in 2003, the site touts itself as "online dating personals for singles who love to date and booty call" - but Brown actually describes it differently: he says it's just a "casual dating" site for folks who don't want to jump right into marriage.

"The name is a humorous response [to sites like e-Harmony]," Brown told Hair Balls. "...a lot of our members understand it's not to be taken too literally."

Which sort of threw Hair Balls for a loop, since "Moses's 10 Commandments of Dating" includes "thou shalt kiss anywhere except my mouth" and "thou shalt get out before the sun rises."

Actually, it's a bit difficult to tell exactly what the Houston women whose profiles Hair Balls clicked on want from the site, as there is absolutely no personal info other than photos and basic anatomical stats. Some of the women have designated "friends first, benefits later" under "expectations," which means these women have for some reason joined a site called OnlineBootyCall, posted absolutely no information about themselves, and are hoping to find a nice dude.

Curiously, the PR rep who sent us the press release told Hair Balls that she's a member, but she's not presently active.

"Currently, I'm in a relationship, so it's a service that I just don't need right now," she told us. So does this mean she now kisses on the mouth?  


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