Houstonians Have More Sex Than Anyone, Allegedly
Houston, you are one horny town.
At least according to a highly scientific survey done for Trojan condoms. Um, make that a semi-demi-scientific survey.
A polling company invited people to take an online survey and compiled 1,000 responses; the results: Houstonians can certainly bone it like they own it.
The survey says we have sex 101 times a year; people in the hellhole of Dallas-Fort Worth make it only 73 times a year. San Francisco is allegedly just sixty times a year.
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So you can see why we might believe the "scientific survey" ain't so scientific
Trojan spokesman Bjorn Trowery tells Hair Balls the results "maybe just show Houstonians have a better taste in life and the simple things...It's not that there isn't a lot to do in Houston, it's a big city."
Houston was "head and shoulders" over the second-place city, Trowery said, but he's yet to send us the promised report.
Most cities fell in the 70-80 times a year range, he said. New York was 80 times a year, he added, "and I thought that was high."
Just to be sure, we made sure that the "sex" involved was a) sex with and without condoms; and b) between two people.
"Yes...nothing mastubatory or anything like that," he says.
So, continue to get it on, Houston.
Update: Second place goes to Atlanta, with 88 times a year.
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