Houston's Torrie Wilson: Back From The Jungle, Still D-List
In May Hair Balls intrepidly reported that local WWE Diva and Playboy cover girl Torrie Wilson would be dropped into the middle of a Costa Rican jungle as a contestant on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, NBC's not-so-hit reality TV show that also featured people like Sanjaya and Patti Blagojevich. The finale aired on Wednesday night.
It turns out many of Wilson's predictions came true: The Hills' Heidi and Spencer Pratt were no match for the jungle (they quit almost immediately); she put some wrestling moves on the awful Janice Dickinson (who was caught stealing from other contestants); and she could indeed take on the crazy Stephen Baldwin (she outlasted both him and his brother Daniel).
Actually, Wilson almost won. She was runner up to "King of the Jungle" Lou Diamond Phillips -- which should still qualify her as Queen, in our opinion.
Wilson is back safe and sound in charming Houston, but, according to her publicist, she's kind of "between places" right now. Maybe the jungle was a little rougher than it looked on TV.