It's Knoll Design Day In Dallas, Home To The World's Most Famous Knoll
Press release headlines that maybe should have been rethought: "Mayor of Dallas, Tom Leppert, Declares March 5th Knoll Design Day."
In Dallas? Would that be a grassy knoll you're talking about?
"OK, Dallasites, we are looking for your best knoll designs!! Where to hide that third shooter? Where should all those Cubans go? March 5th is your day to decide!!"
Of course, in strict terms of president-killing effectiveness, the current and past design of the knoll has proven to be effective. If it's not broke, why fix it?
Rice Owls Mens Basketball vs. St. Thomas University Men's Basketball
TicketsWed., Dec. 21, 7:00pm
Advocare V100 Texas Bowl
TicketsWed., Dec. 28, 8:00pm
Rice Owls Mens Basketball vs. Middle Tennessee State Univ Blue Raiders Mens Basketball
TicketsThu., Jan. 5, 7:00pm
PRCA XTreme Bulls
TicketsFri., Jan. 6, 7:30pm
More boringly, Leppert has declared March 5 to be a day to revel in the utter, amazing glory of a new Knoll Design showroom that is opening in Dallas.
Because when you think Dallas, you think "knoll." And Oswald. And magic bullets. And....
Get the ICYMI: Today's Top Stories Newsletter
Catch up on the day's news and stay informed with our daily digest of the most popular news, music, food and arts stories in Houston, delivered to your inbox Monday through Friday.