There's an old saying, "If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait." Last year, we suffered through the most miserable drought in recorded history. We had like 200 straight days with no rain and temperatures in the 100s, plus a plague of locusts and one day where my face literally melted off my skull. In short, it sucked.
Governor Perry had people praying for rain. Well, I guess those prayers were answered and in typical "Houston's weather is the suckiest suck that ever sucked" fashion, locals are pissed and they've taken to Twitter to talk about it. Here are some we found amusing.
its been raining all week in Houston....and its supposed to rain all next week. #sigh im about to go build an ark
— Tiara Washington (@tiaralechele) July 12, 2012
This rain had got to stop! Houston will be under water soon! Lol
— Steven Coleman (@ColeColors) July 12, 2012
Rain rain go away Houston drivers are terrible either way...
— Josh Lindsay (@JLindsay32) July 12, 2012
Truer words have never been
twitten twittified twittered.
It's official: I am SICK of the rain! It has rained all day every day since Monday in Houston. Now another monsoon is coming down on us. Ugh
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) July 12, 2012
houston goes from being desert d*ck dry one day to 10'' of rain the next! #icantdeal
— ✨@iRE@N@✨ (@DOUBLE_A_XXi) July 12, 2012
What exactly is a "desert d*ck?"
All it does in Houston is rain
— Amarie (@AmarieLonestar) July 9, 2012
Except all last summer when it, you know, didn't.
Ugly day in #Houston today. Rain rain go away!
— Keepit Green (@keepitgreenmaid) July 12, 2012
So, keep it brown is your thing now?
This rain is gonna put all of Houston in a depression ☔
— Elena Gumbs (@GuMBo_SkRiiMp) July 12, 2012
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Fuck this rain.
— Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson) July 12, 2012
Short and sweet. I like it.
Got any other interesting/hilarious/crazy rain tweets? Let us know in the comments.