It's Time for Rick Perry! (Featuring Epically Awful Video)
If this doesn't get your blood pumping for a Rick Perry presidential candidacy then you, sir or madam, are devoid of blood.
Fighter jets twirling in the sky, vets saluting the flag, a hideous rock song and Rick Perry spouting cliches to the whitest audience outside of an NHL arena -- what more could you ask?
TimeForPerry.com, we thank you for the entertainment. And we agree wholeheartedly -- it is time for Rick Perry. We need the laughs.
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