Jesus Is on Facebook!
Dude even knows how to hack his profile photos!
Last week, we ran across Charlie Sheen on Facebook. We realize many of you were shocked he would be on the mega social networking site, while others were skeptical or even angry. We understand. Sheen is a controversial figure.
As we continue to search for interesting and unique people spending time updating their status and poking people, we are finding that more than celebrities enjoy Mark Zuckerberg's baby, including the Lord.
Jesus, whose appearances, including the Shroud of Turin and a dog's butt, are more wildly varied than Rex Ryan's sex life (hey oh!), has taken his act to Facebook, and he seems like a pretty cool dude, as deities go. Anyone who digs the Doobies is just all right with us.
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