Jesus, That Guy Is Everywhere...
This week's cover story is all about Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, a former heroin addict who claims he's Jesus Christ.
But that story was far from the first sighting of the Big Man.
In fact, Jesus is everywhere.
Here are a few of our favorites:
We're betting this Jesus is big in Latin America.
This One is with you through all life's ups and downs.
They don't call Him the Big Kahuna for nothin'.
Evolution? Sounds like devilution to us. Here's proof that humans and dinosaurs co-existed.
We hear this Jesus keeps getting reassigned by his Archbishop every time he gets in trouble, which, judging from this photo, is pretty damn often.
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