Joshua Lee Joehlin, of the Montgomery County town of Porter, got himself arrested in Florida recently, the Smoking Gun reports.
As the above form shows, the local cops asked him his religion and he answered forthrightly: "Redneck."
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What might be the obscure tenets of this religion?
Instead of bread and wine, we're sure the main religious rite involves Bud and pork rinds. As with Festivus, there are Feats of Strength, but in this case each is preceded by someone first saying "Hold my beer."
There may be other beliefs that we don't know about: Joehlin was picked up, Smoking Gun reports, for "a felony charge of engaging in a lewd and lascivious act with a minor."