The Donnie Davies ditty isn't the only YouTube song that weighs in on the debate concerning religion and homosexuality.
In one corner, we've got: "I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over his face."
In the other corner: "Keep your Jesus off my penis. I'll keep my penis off of you."
And then, weighing in from outer space, we have: "I will survive... Screech. Crunch." (Be sure to watch this one till the end.)
-- Keith Plocek
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