The Texans head into New York this weekend to take on the Jets, and fans are cringing.
Last week's disaster against Jacksonville lingers on, and the Jets, while not quite world-beaters, do have a 7-2 record.
How to get through the upcoming carnage? Drink heavily. We're here to help.
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