Meet Sonny Jimenez, the Real Estate and Plagiarism King of Houston

Let's say you want to be a real estate broker in Houston, but you're a bit of a fuckin' idiot.

Relying on underhanded tactics online in the hope that it'll drive traffic your way, you create a Web site called, oh,, and then, in a section of alleged client reviews and testimonials, you copy and paste testimonials from a real estate Web site based in Oregon. So you have a bunch of people talking about how much they dig their homes in Eugene, because you're too dumb-slash-lazy to find-slash-replace.

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Contributor Craig Malisow covers crooks, quacks, animal abusers, elected officials, and other assorted people for the Houston Press.
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