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That was the TV screen at Minute Maid Park, the one that seemed so big and so annoying as it broadcast endless ads, lame before-game intros, hot-sauce races, Kiss-Cam and hilarious baseball bloopers, all needed apparently to keep anyone from realizing they've paid good money to see the Astros lose again.
Now the promised high-def monstrosity of a replacement screen has been put up, and Lord help you if you want to have a conversation between innings
If the TV wasn't enough, they've also finished installing even more digitized strips between the seating levels to make things even more neon-y and annoying.
Check out a slideshow of the new distractions here.