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NFL Butts: The Texans' Best Asses, Revealed

Tired by the raw sexual objectification of cheerleaders, last week we sexually objectified football players.

Houston Texan players, to be exact.

We gave you a photo list of (what we were told were) the tightest, sweetest cheeks at Reliant Stadium, and asked you to guess the owner.

As we found out when we honored baseball by showing five classic-era players full-frontally nude, people may click on these items, but they seem hesitant to comment. So we assume you kept your choices to yourself.

To refresh your memory, these are the butts headed for the big game against the Colts tonight:

NFL Butts: The Texans' Best Asses, Revealed

NFL Butts: The Texans' Best Asses, Revealed


NFL Butts: The Texans' Best Asses, Revealed

So who are the lucky owners of these shapely things?

The answers:
1-c, 2-e, 3-h, 4-a, 5-g, 6-d, 7-b, 8-f.

How'd you do?


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