Now Dat's Classy
If you're going to be whoring yourself out, you might as well do it with style.
The Lake Plaza project at Hermann Park is getting a $1 million donation to build what's described as "an elegant, arched" bridge over the lake.
The name of it? The Tiffany & Co. Foundation Bridge.
It's a pretty clumsy name, but we're assured that the million-dollar bridge itself will be the epitome of class:
The Tiffany & Co. Foundation Bridge, an elegant, arched design, will serve as a centerpiece of the Park and Plaza, offering romantic views from a newly accessible vantage point, increasing connectivity within the Park and enhancing the beauty of the area without disturbing the natural surroundings.
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We're sure the huge plaque advertising Tiffany's will also be done in the most tasteful way imaginable.
-- Richard Connelly
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